Murphy's Law

Yep, It is always the custom item sold that you have trouble with
1st) new type yarn was late arriving to me
2nd) client paid
3rd) up all night finishing hats
4th) new yarn stretched when blocking, instead of shrinking
5th) took over an hour to work out how to correct stretching
6th) took way long to do all above
7th) exhausted, took short nap but got up in time to meet the mailman
8th) crashed